Statement by MP Norman Fry 1
From Little Britain Season 3
MP (Member of Parliament) 英国国会議員
"I have a statement I would like to read
私の声明を読み上げたいと思います。
On Tuesday night, following a late meeting at party headquarters,
I decided to go for a relaxing drive through the King’s Cross area.
Whilst there, I saw a young Rastafarian gentleman on the side of the road.
[ラスタファリ(ジャマイカの思想)の実践者、この場合はジャマイカ人って感じかな?]
As one of my constituents, I felt it my duty to stop and offer him a lift.
[constituents: 選挙区民]
During the journey, I pulled over into a nearby alleyway so that I could safely reach into glove compartment and take out a Murray Mint.
[Murray Mint: ミント味の飴。なぜここで笑うのか不明。]
At this point, I fell on top of him and, I regret to say, a part of my body accidentally entered him.
「この時、私は彼の上に倒れ、残念な事ですが、私の体の一部が誤って彼の中に入ってしまいました。」
As far as I’m concerned, that is the end of the matter. Thank you."
「この件は以上です。ありがとうございました。」